There’s more to it than meets the eye…
So a German guy figures since he’s sterile, he should just pay his neighbor $2,500 to impregnate his wife.  So you think that’s all there is to it?  No, not at all.  The neighbor’s wife was completely against it from the starts, but this guy “is doing it for the money.”  So he proceeds to try 72 times to impregnate the wife of the man who paid him to do so.  Well, I’ll let you read the rest here…

A West Virginia Retiree hit TWO CONSECUTIVE hole-in-ones while golfing recently.  This 70 year old dude made a hole in one, took a short snack break where I’m sure he rubbed it in his friends faces, and proceeded to get up for his next hole and bury another hole in one.  This guy must be superman.  Look out, Tiger Woods, here comes Carl Smith.
Oh, and he bowls as well?  Consecutive strikes, anyone?

This one is pretty good.  An Oregon based cereal company recently had to recall thousands of boxes of cereal after customers called the number on the back and were greeted by a sexy voice saying “Do you like sex? Isn’t that why you’re here.”
Woops.  Looks like Peace Cereal wants their customers to get a piece of something else.  A typo in the company’s 800 number led hundreds of disgruntled customers to this sex line.

This is pretty sweet, it is set to come out this year.  This new washing machine uses just one cup of water.  That is apparent less than 2% of the total amount of water a normal washing machine uses.  Wait, that’s not all.  When the machine stops running, the clothes are almost completely dry!  I guess the machine uses tiny pieces of plastic to help remove stains.  Check it out here.

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“Naked Dawn” Trailer (w/ Rob Schneider, Mena Suvari and Vinnie Jones) Re-Uploaded and Safer-For-Work from Rob Schneider
Unbelievably funny video featuring Rob Schneider. Definitely check it out. Pokes fun at the movie “Defiance” with Daniel Craig (Quantum of Solace & Casino Royale).

…After she catches him masterbating in the backyard!  Are you kidddddddddddding me dude what’s wrong with you?  Can’t you just do it in the bathroom or your bedroom, or perhaps not at all!?  In the backyard of all places, and then when your mother catches you, you walk around to the front door, ring the doorbell, have her scream in your face when she comes to the door, and then decide to punch her square in the face.  Wait, it all makes perfect sense.  You’re an idiot.
So let me set …