…After she catches him masterbating in the backyard!  Are you kidddddddddddding me dude what’s wrong with you?  Can’t you just do it in the bathroom or your bedroom, or perhaps not at all!?  In the backyard of all places, and then when your mother catches you, you walk around to the front door, ring the doorbell, have her scream in your face when she comes to the door, and then decide to punch her square in the face.  Wait, it all makes perfect sense.  You’re an idiot.

So let me set you all straight.  Yes, he this 19 year old was caught masterbating in his backyard, and punched his mother in the face after she caught him.  And yes of course he got arrested, because that’s assault, and that’s against the law.  And masterbating is against the bible, for what that’s worth.

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