Hey check out this really cool Massachusetts soccer camp.  It has a pretty sweet name when you think about it:  Soccer Doctor Camp.  These guys offer an amazing value.  Their camps run Monday-Friday at a few different locations during various weeks of the summer for quite possibly one of the lowest prices you can find.
The reason I think it’s such a great value is that these coaches have many many many years of professional coaching and playing experience under their belts.  I have absolutely no doubt that I will be sending …

Well that’s what I would do too.  It’s the only logical thing to do.  Why plead guilty to a DUI when you can just plead you are your own country to a DUI, and look like even more of an asshole.  Well Scott Allan Witmer, I have news for you:  You are not your own country.  You were arrested in THESE United States, and yes, there are only 50 of them, and yes, you’re dumb.  Now everyone is going to think this poor guy is crazy.  It’s bad enough being labeled …

Does the UConn men’s basketball coach, Jim Calhoun make too much money?  Yeah he probably does, but seriously how do people get off asking the guy why he doesn’t donate a portion of his salary to charity?  Its his money, he can do what he wants with it.  I agree he could probably donate a portion of his time or money but how can people attack the guy day in and day out?  I mean shit if someone offered me $1,600,000 to coach the sport I love I would take …

Or so we thought.  A lot of us like to go skiing in Maine.  And it’s usually pretty great, right?  Wrong, or at least according to CBSNews.  Apparently, skiers are being warned about night skiing owl attacks!  Hahaha this is great.  I’m sure it would be absolutely dreadful to be attacked by an owl, but how often do you see owls go after human beings?  I wouldn’t mind seeing this on something like America’s Funniest Videos – something like that with a happy ending.  Like this one – these little guys look …

Both.  This stupid inmate gets arrested trying to break back into jail.  Dude, seriously, what gives.  You’re dumb.  The guy break out of prison, right…now let me ask you this, what would you do next?  Would you go directly to the nearest convenience store, steal 14 packs of cigarettes and then immediately head back to the prison from which you broke out of and try to get back in?
Yeah, me neither.  This guy did though.  Its actually awesome.  Come to think of it, he was probably better off breaking back into …

Someone had to do it.  Someone had to sign Terrell Owens.  Is he worth it?  No.  The guy is a head case.  How can a guy who leads all wide receivers over the last three years in most important statistical categories complain that he doesn’t get the ball enough.  Kiss my ass if I’m wrong but T.O. caught more TD passes over the last three seasons than any other wide receiver in the NFL.  I’m not wrong, kiss my ass anyways.  This guy is a recipe for disaster in Buffalo.  …

As I sit here and sip my Jim Beam & Coke, I can’t help but feel the least bit sorry for Terrell Owens.  I wouldn’t be upset if he didn’t see another play from scrimmage in the NFL.  The guy is a scum bag, in every sense of the word.  Hell, you might even find his name in the dictionary as a reference for the word “scum bag.”
So his agent Rosenhaus is saying T.O. is going to find a team within a week.  Well, let me tell you something.  If you’re a football fan …

Alright what low life thinks of stuff like this?  Who cares, it’s funny haha.

Check out this Video.  Awesome.
3 Oh! 3 – “Don’t Trust Me.”   Quite possibly my favorite song at the moment.  And a very funny song at that.

Wow.  Listen, I understand some Americans give Canadians a lot of flack.  But look, what IDIOT went and did something like this.  Pleaaaasseeeee, think or seek professional help before you act.